How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
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did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
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Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I need a hoe opinion
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