what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
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Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
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I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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