You really coming over, don't trick.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I wish I only lived at night.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
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Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
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I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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