Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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