is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
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I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
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Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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