The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
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It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
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Dude, that was like bongs ago.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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