did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
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My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
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I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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