i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
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Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
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He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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