New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
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The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
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The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
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