I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
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I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
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sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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