if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
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Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
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I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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