Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
It's just like the Real World with babies
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
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he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
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its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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