The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
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Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
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I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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