If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
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Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
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Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
how does that bad decision feel?
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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