Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
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Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
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It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
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