Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
last night I used snow as a chaser
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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