I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
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I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
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Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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