In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
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Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
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When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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