if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
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The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
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I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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