Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
More tranny stories later!
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
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I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
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I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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