i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
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I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
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Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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