Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
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Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
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I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
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The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
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