his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
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until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
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Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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