woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I wish you could order shots online.
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Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
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No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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