You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
everyone is single if you try hard enough
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
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His pubic hair was longer than his dick
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
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Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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