Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
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And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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