He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
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id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
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it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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