I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
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If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
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These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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