a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
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Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
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I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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