No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
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Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
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Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
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