i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
She fuckin peed on me
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what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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