There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
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Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
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She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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