Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
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I think I sprained my soul last night
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
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if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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