just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
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if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
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it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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