I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
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I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
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GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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