Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
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You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
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i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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