Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
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This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
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Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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