I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
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I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
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Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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