mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
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just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
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You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
my nose is crying tears of wow.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
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