I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
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your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
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FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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