their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
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do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
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Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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