this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
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almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
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So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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