You're so nebulous sometimes
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
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You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
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Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
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