so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
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I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
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I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
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