guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
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Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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