he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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