Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
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while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
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Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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