Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
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Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
cat food counts as protein by the way
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
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somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Randomize