Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
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he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
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From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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