he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
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surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
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That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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